My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Randomize
