Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I need to sanitize my soul.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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