Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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