people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
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