ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
Randomize
