Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I am spending my child support on dildos
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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