no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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