My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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