i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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