when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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