You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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