what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
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