After last night, I could never be a politician.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
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