bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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