Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Randomize
