This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Randomize
