I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
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