Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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