i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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