He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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