he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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