i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Randomize