I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
He did a backflip because drugs
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
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