We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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