I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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