: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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