dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
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