I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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