he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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