i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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