maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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