She announced her abortion via fbk
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
If I die, sorry about rent.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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