How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I need water and some morals
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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