Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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