Kareoke will never be a sober sport
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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