So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
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