piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
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