we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Randomize
