who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
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