Screwed.edu
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
Randomize
