We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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