And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize