forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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