I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
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