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say what?
wanna hang out?
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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