yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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