I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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