You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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