Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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