no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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