We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
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