laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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