When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
even my farts smell like vagina
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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