You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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