I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Is this like a preordered booty call?
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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