Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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