You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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